#Shirtless Pakistani Men

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[image ID: Two colored digital sketches of Oliver Ritz, and then a third colored digital sketch of Oliver and Mark. Oliver is a middle-aged German/Pakistani trans man. He has tan skin with short brown hair parted down the middle, and messy stubble on his face. He has dark brown eyes behind square glasses and a sleeve of science-related tattoos on his left arm. Mark is a middle aged Japanese-American man with olive skin and long dark brown hair that reaches his shoulders. He has a bit of stubble on his jawline.

1: The first image is of Oliver, from the waist up. He is shirtless, and gesturing to his chest. He has many small scars over his chest, but he is gesturing towards his top surgery scars with his other hand on his hip. He says, “Ironically, these are the only scars the AM didn’t give me.”

2: The second image is of Oliver from the torso up. He is wearing red flannel over a grey t-shirt. He is holding a blue pen in his mouth and biting the cap, looking up to his right in thought.

3: The third image is of Mark and Oliver kissing. Oliver has one hand through Mark’s hair, and Mark has one hand on Oliver’s chest. Mark is wearing a mint green t-shirt, and Oliver is wearing a light blue-grey shirt under a dark teal flannel. The tattoos on Oliver’s arm have all taken a pink hue.

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I decided it’s Hot Oliver Sunday, bc I love men and I love him. Also cleaned up a Brytz sketch I did a couple weeks ago so if you notice any discrepancies no u don’t. Also I like to think Oliver has tattoos bc he has fun transmuting the ink into different colors.

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desi tag!

tagged by resident ig baddie @lblis 💜

1.What’s your name and what does it mean? zaheen, according to my mom means talented and i also heard from my pakistani teachers that it means intelligent in urdu

2.Where from the motherland is you/your family from? everyone in my family is from chittagong bangladesh 

3.Would you move back to where your family is from, why or why not? as much as i love bangladesh... no lots of reasons involving me having less freedom there as a wamen and the political climate lol but also i dont feel a sense of home there anymore :’(

4.What language(s) can you speak? bangla hindi urdu english mainly and french ig

5.Favorite Bollywood movie? probably kabhi khushi kabhi gham or kuch kuch hota hai

6. Favorite desi meal? tehari, paya, hilsha fish w mustard yum yum n fish paturi

7.Where in the motherland do you want to visit? sylhet ! it’s known for it’s tea gardens n lots of historical landmarks and sonargaon (it means village of gold!) for the architecture

8.Favorite desi singer? bengali bands my parents listened to: souls, miles, renaissance, and bhumi

9.Describe your favorite desi outfit? currently i rly love gararas i bought a pink one for the last eid and it was so gorgeous 

10.Can you make a round roti? YES ! i have always been naturally talented at making perfect rotis (wife material mashallah) my grandma used to taunt my mom when i was little bc she sucks at it hehe

11.Favorite Bollywood actor? i hate men

12.Favorite Bollywood actress?  kajol, deepika, sonam, madhuri, priyanka 

13.Favorite desi in the western media? hhmm priyanka ig 

14.Strange superstitions you’ve heard from relatives. dont go out during maghreb dont have ur hair loose at/after maghreb bc jins if u bite ur tongue or get hiccups someone is thinking about u dont play with shadows bc it will bring bad luck

15.Describe your spice tolerance. very high my family is from the part of bangladesh stereotypically known for eating extra spicy food hfjkjs and my dad’s family eats rly spicy food on top of that so both of those combined.. 

16.Best street food. fuchka! otherwise known as pani puri. also bhelpuri and those little newspaper cones they sell with fried muri and onions and peanut and chillies 

17.The weirdest question you got from a non desi person. “how come u dont have an accent if u lived there”

18.How do you like your chai? i dont :/

19.When was the last time you have visited the motherland (if you dont live there)? 3 years :”((((

20.Your favorite and least favorite part of your culture?

favorite: literally everything aurang said really “desi” culture is so vibrant and diverse we have so many different kinds of cultures and within those sm languages and clothes and food and music and everything it rly makes me proud to belong to such a colourful culture :”) i was reading some books my grandad gave me and the author was talking about how dhaka, where i grew up, was one of the most prosperous cities in the subcontinent in the medieval times n makes me kinda mad to think abt how we had that taken away from us thx to white ppl :)  

least favorite: how brown people are late to everything and colourism and antiblackness and how the colour of ur skin denotes the way people, especially women, are treated. also the other day my mom was saying how i cant take this one pair of pants to bangladesh bc u can kind of barely see the outline of my legs and it look’s “trashy” and no one wants to see that when literally every man in my family walks around shirtless only in a lungi like i dont wanna see that but i digress 

im gonna tag @sitaaras @bengalifairy @ubhokami @hoseoch @kuraepika and any other desitual who may wanna do this i can’t rmbr anymore even though i know u guys exist :/

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'Tiger Zinda Hai' review: Salman Khan defies logic and death in this superhero film masquerading as a spy-thriller

Tiger Zinda Hai could easily be called a superhero film. Because no RAW agent can do the things that Salman Khan does on screen, scene after scene. He battles a pack of wolves, comes out unscathed from bomb blasts, fights 100 odd ISIS soldiers alone and survives air strikes. And this - when he has been 'resting' for the past 8 years. I shudder to think what would Tiger be if he was still an active spy! Ali Abbas Zafar takes up Kabir Khan's Ek Tha Tiger to make a sequel which defies logic and science and serves Salman Khan - the superhero- on a platter to his fans. At the beginning, the filmmaker conveniently states that the story is based on a real-life incident but has taken cinematic liberties. And boy, does he remain true to his words or what!

The poster of the film (Others)

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What is the story, you ask? A group of Indian and Pakistani nurses is held hostage inside a hospital by an extremist group in Iraq. The head of the group is injured and is being treated inside the hospital by the captive nurses. As America plans an air strike over the entire hospital and kill the dreaded terrorist and his army in one go- Indian Intelligence has to rescue the nurses out of the hospital before the strike. They have limited time and the risk of entering the area is high so they contact Tiger(Salman Khan), a special agent with RAW, who has now retired and disappeared into oblivion. Tiger is summoned from Austria- where he now lives with his wife Zoya (Katrina Kaif), a former Pakistani spy, and their son. Not much is known as to what the couple does for a living apart from sending each other on snow capped mountains and empty streets. Oh yes, Tiger goes on shikar often with their little son and practice arm wrestling by fighting a pack of wolves.  He also fixes old tattered radios so that he can hear a few desi songs in far away land while his wife, much in love, nags him for not doing household chores. 

Anyway, when duty calls- Tiger is almost immediately convinced to take up the assignment and takes his favourite men on board- a sniper, a bomb defusing expert and a hacker. The time is ticking and Tiger has to evacuate the nurses before America goes out all guns blazing. In the middle of the mission, his wife Zoya joins him with two ISI agents and RAW and ISI (yep, that's exactly what is shown) together fight for world peace.  Written by Ali Abbas Zafar and Neelesh Mishra, the film rides on the current wave of nationalism that has engulfed our country. But at the same time does not spew venom at the neighbour- instead talks about aman and shanti for both the countries. There are dialogues that have been written to cater to the audience and their sentiments. It's like the writers knew that this particular dialogue would get loud cheers and whistles inside the theater. And who better to deliver such odiously dramatic lines than Salman himself. 

With a dead-pan expression that lasts more or less throughout the film, Salman plays his role with much ease. It's a film that promotes his many talents, one that involves flexing muscles- and the writers make him the center of everything literally and choreograph mind-numbing, illogical scenes that only the superstar can pull off. Katrina, on the other hand, takes a backseat and lets Salman hog all the attention. She is there, occasionally kicking a few butts here and there- but the story is so Salman centric that Katrina's absence near the climax is not noticed.

A still from the film (Others)

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It's surprising to see a film that is so away from logic feature actors like Girish Karnad and Kumud Mishra. Both known for their talent, fade in this thriller that is concentrating solely on promoting Salman's talents. There is also Angad Bedi, Anant Sharma, new actor Paresh Pahuja, and a screeching Paresh Rawal - who have only a few scenes where they show their acting prowess. Among the supporting cast, it is Sajjad Delfrooz as the dreaded terrorist and Pahuja who show a spark. I'd look out for these two actors in other films.  

Above all, the film is unintentionally funny. It has scenes where wolves and Salman fly in mid-air fighting, it has scenes where Salman's hairdo does not mess even as his car topples, it has scenes where all men die inside a gas chamber but a shirtless Salman comes out unscathed. 

If we have to create a scale based on Salman's recent films- with Bajrangi Bhaijaan being his best and Prem Ratan Dhan Payo being his worst, Tiger Zinda Hai falls somewhere in the middle. 

Will it appeal to people, despite the flaws? Yes of course, because accepting and loving such illogical films is 'apne culture ki aadat'.  Rating: 2/5

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